Friday, June 12, 2009

Kevin Slowey > Chicago Cubs

Before much can be said about Kevin Slowey slapping the Chicago Cubs around like an ugly hooker, I'll breifly touch on the abomination that was the Houston series.

The Cubs did not have Mark DeRosa to offset the grit and clutch of the great Geoff Blum.

There, that's it, that all you need to know about my feelings in regard to whatever the hell happened in Houston this week.

The Cubs are now inching ever closer to their own doom. They have played one game against a team in Mark DeRosa's division. For those who don't know, you have to be extremely hardened and retarded (The Chicago White Sox) to play baseba...anything in the same division as Mark DeRosa. True story.

Inevitably the Cubs lost, whether it be the Twins being a talented team, Justin Morneau being a beast, or crazy RF'ers not knowing how many outs there are throwing baseballs into the OF stands I'll say this one thing about today's loss:

Leave Milton Bradley the fuck alone.

It's already abundantly apparant that he is no Mark DeRosa, that's bad enough. He knows this, and like most MLB players, he will come to make peace with this....in time.

Just a quick tip of the hat to Another Cubs Blog for pointing out this mother fucker. Exactly what I'm talking about.

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